You see, the aliens, in light of all the recent anti-alien media, were trying to prove once and for all to humans that they really are friendly. So they went and found who they thought would be the most accepting of different cultures. Unfortunately, this was the motorcycle riding “extreme” youth who mistook their partially hidden heads to be a bottle of Surge and in an attempt to be the first to the bottle, charged into the path of the oncoming traffic. Coke, in a recent press release, stated that while the accident was unfortunate, they hope that the likeness between their Surge packaging and the cranial structure of the aliens can lead to a mutually profitable ad campaign.
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