WHAT THE HELL...?

(She) “Victim has a compound fraction in the fibula of his left leg, a missing arm, and bruises on both legs and face. It appears he was hit in a low speed rear impact collision by the driver of a red Ford, who was probably distracted by “two green aliens and UFO” in the background.

“Though the victim was wearing a helmet — an indication that this accident may have occured after the 1993 helmet laws — it appears he died at the scene of the accident. The position of his arm sticking hand first out of the radiator is curious. The background photo is a hoax to give indemnity to the driver, a Mr. Rush Limbaugh, who according to police reports, was found wandering in a daze with his pants at his ankles. He has a history of drunk driving.

(He) “This can’t be a hoax. We have to believe that the green aliens are real. The arm sticking finger first is definite proof that the motorcycle rider passed through the car during a fatal high speed collision. He was behind the car. He rear ended the car. Then he passed through the car, but got stuck on the radiator cap, which sheared off his limb. Sure, the odds are improbable. But this is worth investigating. This is what we are here for.”

(She) You and your improbable ideas.

(He) You fat twat. Go suck an egg.