A couple of alians decided one day to play a trick on passerbys. They droped this guy out of their spaceship in front of a car, while another guy positioned a motercycle on the ground rather swiftly and undetected due to his super telepathic abilities. Then another sneaky little green thingy, guy, mister space man stuck the guys arm to the radiator of the car, thus making it seem as though the car hit the guy. They all hid behind the green bushes(thinking they were camoflaged) and then laughed telepathically to each other. They repeated the process untill boredom struck them, and the moved on to doing fly bys of small isolated farm land. In this particular instiance, however they did not notice a young human hiding behind the bushes opposite of them. he then desided the only way to show people of this montrosity without being killed was by drawing this picture in his paint brush program on his rather shitty PC. If any aliens are reading this, please note that this is just a guess, and I am not the individual who witnessed you guys kill 13 seperate people and steal a moterbike from an open garage. But i would like to know if any of the passerbys got convicted with murder.
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