[THE IMAGE]

WHAT THE HELL...?

This image was found wedged behind a picture at the Ear Inn, New York City, in November 1995. There were no identifying marks whatsoever. Email us with a short synopsis of what you think is going on, and we'll post it here.

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Submitted by st98jp32 on Wednesday March 4, 1998

Hello. The aliens are simply stupid. If you’ll notice, the arm coming out of the front of the Ford is a RIGHT arm, not a left one as may first be assumed.

Thus, that leaves only one possible solution:

The aliens modified the Ford shown in the picture into a weapon of destruction. The arm is the essence of this weapon; it is what spun the bike around and hurt our tragic hero. The aliens look on with a stupid curiosity to see just how well their weapon worked. Satisfied, they masturbate behind the bushes (they are decent aliens) knowing their leader will be pleased. The only coincidence is that the alien weapon arm happens to be wearing the same shade yellow as our human victim. Also, helmets are not all they are cracked up to be. Cheers.

Sincerely,
Yer daddy

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