WHAT THE HELL...?

the tire tracks are all wrong for a motorcycle. and there would be no clouds reflecting off the glass on the windshield on such a clear day. the pic has obviously been doctored. due to my extraordinarily deep background in omnibistractionism, i would conclude that the picture is indeed a fake and a horrible one. the aliens are merely theatre punks from the lower east side dressed up as e.t. before the picture was doctored, the road was entirely clear. the red ford was added from some lame cartoonist’s web site which is unfortunately no longer up. the blood was obviously added later to the body which was evidently taken from drawn with paint shop pro 3 beta 1.1 sometime in late 1995.

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