WHAT THE HELL...?

I want to clear up the true meaning of this picture. Some think it is merely some sort of gag, but they are wrong. Their day will come, when they are the subject of some picture such as this one.

First, it appears that the motorcyclist had a head-on collision with a red Ford. Notice the skid marks. They imply that the motocycle was moving and not the car. Also, car is not that badly damaged, which seems to imply that it was not moving at all, or at a reduced speed. Also, there is no sign of damage on the rear of the motocycle, so the car could not, under any circumstances, have hit this motorcyclist; the accident was the motorcyclist’s fault.

Secondly, the arm. The Motorcyclist threw out his arms to save himself, covering his face (he obviously was not prepared for the crash). His elbows smashed the grill of the car, and the fan of the running car promptly severed both of his arms at the joints. One arm was sucked down, underneath the car, and the other moved out, away from the fan blades, and was stuck on the car’s smashed grille.

Third, The Aliens. They have appeared to have stopped time in this picture; there is no sign of movement, no huge blood puddles on the road, as you would expect if someone’s arms were severed. They are coming to help the motorcyclist.

My Theory : The Motorcyclist was trying to make contact with the aliens. He saw the saucer in the sky, jumped on his motorcycle, and headed toward it. The government sent out a FBI car to dispose of this would-be earth representitive, for they had a vested intrest in an alien contact. They wanted to be in control. They strategically placed the car near the saucer, and when the motorcyclist drew near, in his excitement over the alien vessel, neglected to see the FBI car, which was supposed to kill him.

The aliens saw the accident happen, and stopped time, thereby giving them the oppertunity to rescue the motocyclist and help him recover. The Aliens know about the govenment, and don’t want to contact them; they see the more open-minded people in our society as better people to contact. I await the day that these extraterrestrials will contact me, hopefully under better circumstances than this poor individual.

Thank You.