WHAT THE HELL...?

The explanation is by no means simple. Not just for this case, but for any reconstruction of events such as this one. It is generally quite difficult to determine the exact sequence of events preceding a still picture. Following is my impression of the occurrences leading up to the picture.

The pictured green fellows are explorers, in search of mind-expanding experiences.

These Aliens came to earth to experience the drugs we have here, as indicated by the universe-renowned symbol of the sacred cactus (peyote). This is corroborated by the tattoos on their foreheads, and their gigantic, and humungously dilated pupils.

So the aliens are enjoying their “trip”, and talking telepathically about how much they’re liking their buzz, when the motorcyclist comes hurtling towards their hiding spot on his vehicle of death. This is really fuckin their trip up. They don’t like the feeling this gives them (fear and confusion), they think it’s too heavy for beings in this mental condition.

The man in the yellow shirt is planning to break through the thin bushes so he can go off-roading on his bike. The aliens choose this moment to reveal themselves to him, giving him an instant heart attack.

This quick death is evidenced by the open, frantic-looking eyes, and the undamaged helmet.

The aliens are further confused when the man doesn’t move after a seemingly uneventful wipeout. They panic, and decide to pause time (as has been previously suggested) to give themselves a minute to get a grip on reality and deal with the situation at hand.

The aliens decide to stage a phony accident to explain the man’s death, but they’re too stoned to take much care in creating the scene. For example, they sever the man’s arm with some sort of tool that cauterizes the wound, not allowing any bleeding. Also, the severed arm is placed in the grill of the car backwards, a situation that would not be possible in a real accident. Finally, the marks of the tires when the man first crashed are at right angles to the car. This would not happen in a real accident either.

Even with all the shortcomings of this facade, a weird accident is still much more plausible than an alien encounter. This fact has been proven time and again, much to the benefit of extraterrestrial encounters gone wrong.

To the untrained eye, everything may almost seem authentic, and the officials (who are trained) are only too happy to sweep these types of events under the proverbial carpet.

The efforts of the aliens are timed very well, because their ship is on its way to pick them up again. Time has been paused this whole time, so they are not worried about anyone seeing their ship (even though it is right in front of the sun, and quite obvious to anyone in the area).

So, the synopsis of the situation in the picture is as follows:

-time is at a standstill
-the aliens in the bushes are really messed up on peyote
-the aliens in the bushes have just finished creating a phony accident in the road to cover for themselves
-the alien ship is coming to pick the 2 green men up
-the man on the ground died of a heart attack
-the car has been moved there by the aliens in the bushes
-the person driving the car will be very surprised when time starts again
-noone will suspect a thing