WHAT THE HELL...?

Alright, this is how it is. The aliens were behind the bush engaged in some strange, ultra-bizzare alien sex ritual that we have no hope of ever understanding.

The guy on the motorcycle was just out for one of his normal, relaxing rides, when he was suddenly overcome by the irrepressible urge to take a leak. He spotted the bushes up ahead on the road and pulled over to relieve himself, completely unaware of the extraterrestrial fornication already occuring in that location.

After he got off the bike, and proceeded behind the bush where he discovered the two aliens, startling them, and himself horribly; and destroying any chance of them ever reaching a climax, and his wish to ever watch a good porno ever again.

So, as quickly as possible, he jumps back on his motorcycle hoping to speed himself off to the nearest mental hospital so he can voluntarily commit himself for the next thirty years or so. Unfortunatly, as he blindly sped onto the road he did not notice the car already headed in his direction. The car struck him, and he now lies in the state you see him in in the picture.

The UFO that is seen in the background is arriving to cart the two alies away to their home planet, where they will both be executed in some unimaginable, horrific manner because they failed to use the manditory contraceptives.

Remember, if you see any aliens gettin’ it on in the bushes on the side of the highway, walk away slowly. Don’t run, you may hurt yourself. And besides, they’re more afraid of you, than you are of them.