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Inconsistencies

Submitted by Stumpy K. McGimp on Wednesday January 26, 2000

the “aliens” apear to be observing a horrible accident, but their ship is either very small or in the distance (as in leaving, arriving, or possibly observing these two “aliens” from a safe distance”)

the “motorist” appears at first glance to be dead, “he” may just be looking at an invading armada of which we can only see one ford of some undetermined make (the amount of blood at the scene says to the trained eye (not to mine however) that this is not the “scene” at all but an intentional staged “event”)

the “injured motorist” appears to be wearing “spandex biking shorts”, but these seem to have pockets (maybe these “shorts” are not that at all but some sort of time travel device, whitch would explain the intrest of (at least (2) two species of “aliens”, besides, everyone knows that spandex was “out” long before helmets were “in”)

the “severed” arm in the grill of the auto is a righty where as the “injured motorist” is missing a lefty (i have no explination for this, unless there is a second “victim” burried in the engin compartment of the auto, or maybe the “aliens” placed this contradictory evidence to frame an innocent ex-husband)

the “bike” appears to have sustained little or no damage (to the rear section, at least, as we cannot see the front section of the “bike”(if there ever was a front section to the bike)), wile the “injured motorist” appears to have sustaind considerable damage in at least (6) six areas of “his” “body”

the skid marks left by the “bike” tell of a very low speed impact wile the auto shows seems to have left no skid marks (this may be explained if the “injured motorist” were at a compleat stop when the car rolled into “him”, or these could be from a prior “accident”)

the well maintaineg grass speaks of a suburb (but where are the houses?) the “hedge appears to be IN the road (could this hedge be a “blind”? could this entire scene be a “blind”? (if the hedge is a “blind” is the ducking “alien” moving it closer to the “accident” if so is he/she/it strong enough to lift it? how many “aliens” are hiding back there?))

you must excuse my spelling as i am not allowd access to a dictionary or other printed matirials.

i hope you sort this tragidy out soon, it will keep me up tonight.

rx

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