WHAT THE HELL...?

Here’s what happened.

Dr. God and his assistant returned after 6000 years to check on their experiment. Seeing the half neandrathal half godlings still in such a primitive state, (retarded) he decided against telling them the power they pocess, but while using his awesome mind control power, purely with his thoughts, Dr. God hadn’t noticed the guy on the bike was an enlightened being. He had been raised away from the false church and told he could be whatever he wanted and he decided to develope mind reading abilities, which turned out to do him in. When he heard the rest of the truth about humans it was too much and he headed straight for the car, which was driven by a drunk, who later went to jail for vehicular manslaughter. And the shame of it is, the cyclist could have revealed to the world that the bible was a plant to enlighten certain people. They would know what the meaning was. The parables about god the garden and the serpent. It is the only way to release these dumb humans from bondage yet they will never hear it. I’m just thankful that I have reverse psychic abilities and can see into the past. I know the secret that I have yet to hear anyone anywhere say. I stand only in this powerful knowledge that would blow the world away if known. The key is Genesis, and how you read it. It is under the message that is under the message then you go under that and you begin to see how much more there is to the story they teach. It’s god inspiring alright, I sure was inspired by it. May your godling realize the power.