WHAT THE HELL...?

simple really,
it’s a public service announcement payed for by nike.. don’t do donuts in the road wearing cheap tennis shoes or you will be killed by a substandard american car and laughed at by urinating aliens

The explanation is by no means simple. Not just for this case, but for any reconstruction of events such as this one. It is generally quite difficult to determine the exact sequence of events preceding a still picture. Following is my impression of the occurrences leading up to the picture.

The pictured green fellows are explorers, in search of mind-expanding experiences.

These Aliens came to earth to experience the drugs we have here, as indicated by the universe-renowned symbol of the sacred cactus (peyote). This is corroborated by the tattoos on their foreheads, and their gigantic, and humungously dilated pupils.

So the aliens are enjoying their “trip”, and talking telepathically about how much they’re liking their buzz, when the motorcyclist comes hurtling towards their hiding spot on his vehicle of death. This is really fuckin their trip up. They don’t like the feeling this gives them (fear and confusion), they think it’s too heavy for beings in this mental condition.

The man in the yellow shirt is planning to break through the thin bushes so he can go off-roading on his bike. The aliens choose this moment to reveal themselves to him, giving him an instant heart attack.

This quick death is evidenced by the open, frantic-looking eyes, and the undamaged helmet.

The aliens are further confused when the man doesn’t move after a seemingly uneventful wipeout. They panic, and decide to pause time (as has been previously suggested) to give themselves a minute to get a grip on reality and deal with the situation at hand.

The aliens decide to stage a phony accident to explain the man’s death, but they’re too stoned to take much care in creating the scene. For example, they sever the man’s arm with some sort of tool that cauterizes the wound, not allowing any bleeding. Also, the severed arm is placed in the grill of the car backwards, a situation that would not be possible in a real accident. Finally, the marks of the tires when the man first crashed are at right angles to the car. This would not happen in a real accident either.

Even with all the shortcomings of this facade, a weird accident is still much more plausible than an alien encounter. This fact has been proven time and again, much to the benefit of extraterrestrial encounters gone wrong.

To the untrained eye, everything may almost seem authentic, and the officials (who are trained) are only too happy to sweep these types of events under the proverbial carpet.

The efforts of the aliens are timed very well, because their ship is on its way to pick them up again. Time has been paused this whole time, so they are not worried about anyone seeing their ship (even though it is right in front of the sun, and quite obvious to anyone in the area).

So, the synopsis of the situation in the picture is as follows:

-time is at a standstill
-the aliens in the bushes are really messed up on peyote
-the aliens in the bushes have just finished creating a phony accident in the road to cover for themselves
-the alien ship is coming to pick the 2 green men up
-the man on the ground died of a heart attack
-the car has been moved there by the aliens in the bushes
-the person driving the car will be very surprised when time starts again
-noone will suspect a thing

I want to clear up the true meaning of this picture. Some think it is merely some sort of gag, but they are wrong. Their day will come, when they are the subject of some picture such as this one.

First, it appears that the motorcyclist had a head-on collision with a red Ford. Notice the skid marks. They imply that the motocycle was moving and not the car. Also, car is not that badly damaged, which seems to imply that it was not moving at all, or at a reduced speed. Also, there is no sign of damage on the rear of the motocycle, so the car could not, under any circumstances, have hit this motorcyclist; the accident was the motorcyclist’s fault.

Secondly, the arm. The Motorcyclist threw out his arms to save himself, covering his face (he obviously was not prepared for the crash). His elbows smashed the grill of the car, and the fan of the running car promptly severed both of his arms at the joints. One arm was sucked down, underneath the car, and the other moved out, away from the fan blades, and was stuck on the car’s smashed grille.

Third, The Aliens. They have appeared to have stopped time in this picture; there is no sign of movement, no huge blood puddles on the road, as you would expect if someone’s arms were severed. They are coming to help the motorcyclist.

My Theory : The Motorcyclist was trying to make contact with the aliens. He saw the saucer in the sky, jumped on his motorcycle, and headed toward it. The government sent out a FBI car to dispose of this would-be earth representitive, for they had a vested intrest in an alien contact. They wanted to be in control. They strategically placed the car near the saucer, and when the motorcyclist drew near, in his excitement over the alien vessel, neglected to see the FBI car, which was supposed to kill him.

The aliens saw the accident happen, and stopped time, thereby giving them the oppertunity to rescue the motocyclist and help him recover. The Aliens know about the govenment, and don’t want to contact them; they see the more open-minded people in our society as better people to contact. I await the day that these extraterrestrials will contact me, hopefully under better circumstances than this poor individual.

Thank You.

the tire tracks are all wrong for a motorcycle. and there would be no clouds reflecting off the glass on the windshield on such a clear day. the pic has obviously been doctored. due to my extraordinarily deep background in omnibistractionism, i would conclude that the picture is indeed a fake and a horrible one. the aliens are merely theatre punks from the lower east side dressed up as e.t. before the picture was doctored, the road was entirely clear. the red ford was added from some lame cartoonist’s web site which is unfortunately no longer up. the blood was obviously added later to the body which was evidently taken from drawn with paint shop pro 3 beta 1.1 sometime in late 1995.

“the meanings of words cannot be found in themselves but, rather in who said them.”

Hello. The aliens are simply stupid. If you’ll notice, the arm coming out of the front of the Ford is a RIGHT arm, not a left one as may first be assumed.

Thus, that leaves only one possible solution:

The aliens modified the Ford shown in the picture into a weapon of destruction. The arm is the essence of this weapon; it is what spun the bike around and hurt our tragic hero. The aliens look on with a stupid curiosity to see just how well their weapon worked. Satisfied, they masturbate behind the bushes (they are decent aliens) knowing their leader will be pleased. The only coincidence is that the alien weapon arm happens to be wearing the same shade yellow as our human victim. Also, helmets are not all they are cracked up to be. Cheers.

Sincerely,
Yer daddy

it wasnt the aliens it was the one armed man

its obvious what happened

the driver of the car was distracted when they saw the flying saucer and the car hit the cyclist.

the aliens felt kind of bad that they caused the accident, but are now considering whether to help or just observe human injury. they didnt mean to do it but it happened anyway so why not record it? that’s the reason the aliens tell themselves, but really, they are just gawking the way anyone does when they see an accident. ooops sorry, didnt mean to do that, but wow, isnt this neat?

Well, what i can see here is the beginning mutation of all human beings. It’s the first attempt of extraterrestic lifeforms to bring the double helix into a spin. After this first experiment they mind about making it better. In their eyes I can see the joy of the result. The eyes shine full of interest, bliss and happiness when it will be successfull. Music is their languange and non-verbal activities they like most. So give them respect. They like some of us…

A couple of alians decided one day to play a trick on passerbys. They droped this guy out of their spaceship in front of a car, while another guy positioned a motercycle on the ground rather swiftly and undetected due to his super telepathic abilities. Then another sneaky little green thingy, guy, mister space man stuck the guys arm to the radiator of the car, thus making it seem as though the car hit the guy. They all hid behind the green bushes(thinking they were camoflaged) and then laughed telepathically to each other. They repeated the process untill boredom struck them, and the moved on to doing fly bys of small isolated farm land. In this particular instiance, however they did not notice a young human hiding behind the bushes opposite of them. he then desided the only way to show people of this montrosity without being killed was by drawing this picture in his paint brush program on his rather shitty PC. If any aliens are reading this, please note that this is just a guess, and I am not the individual who witnessed you guys kill 13 seperate people and steal a moterbike from an open garage. But i would like to know if any of the passerbys got convicted with murder.

The biker thought he was an immortal jock boy

The driver of the car was drunk

The aliens just stopped to get directions and can’t figure out why humans transport like this