WHAT THE HELL...?

(She) “Victim has a compound fraction in the fibula of his left leg, a missing arm, and bruises on both legs and face. It appears he was hit in a low speed rear impact collision by the driver of a red Ford, who was probably distracted by “two green aliens and UFO” in the background.

“Though the victim was wearing a helmet — an indication that this accident may have occured after the 1993 helmet laws — it appears he died at the scene of the accident. The position of his arm sticking hand first out of the radiator is curious. The background photo is a hoax to give indemnity to the driver, a Mr. Rush Limbaugh, who according to police reports, was found wandering in a daze with his pants at his ankles. He has a history of drunk driving.

(He) “This can’t be a hoax. We have to believe that the green aliens are real. The arm sticking finger first is definite proof that the motorcycle rider passed through the car during a fatal high speed collision. He was behind the car. He rear ended the car. Then he passed through the car, but got stuck on the radiator cap, which sheared off his limb. Sure, the odds are improbable. But this is worth investigating. This is what we are here for.”

(She) You and your improbable ideas.

(He) You fat twat. Go suck an egg.

This image clearly represents an emergent moral consciousness on the part of the visitors. No longer shall they devour sentient humans while the latter are in a state of awareness. In future, only those humans who have perished shall be consumed. (Note that these aliens are kinders than us humans - we do not offer our fellow passengers on the spaceship earth - pigs, cows, sheep etc - the same consideration.

You see, the aliens, in light of all the recent anti-alien media, were trying to prove once and for all to humans that they really are friendly. So they went and found who they thought would be the most accepting of different cultures. Unfortunately, this was the motorcycle riding “extreme” youth who mistook their partially hidden heads to be a bottle of Surge and in an attempt to be the first to the bottle, charged into the path of the oncoming traffic. Coke, in a recent press release, stated that while the accident was unfortunate, they hope that the likeness between their Surge packaging and the cranial structure of the aliens can lead to a mutually profitable ad campaign.

i think it may represent the aliens being there at the moment of our death to help us cross over — there are the neg and positive ones so it could be either way but what ever way the basic thing is that they are there — the more we know the more we want to know

if i was a templar i would comment on the myth of the Magdala and the royal seed line she carries within her womb, yes the line of christ. The inventors of such a line appropriately watch in horror as their second coming plan is suddenly thwarted by overcrowding on the highways (those sudden starts and stops will get you every time)

but as i am not a templar by name i ask you to look a bit more deeper and longer at the upper yellow window. if you look close enough you can see me there. i always seem to be witnessing a catastrophe. i am witnessing one right now…

this is how greys snag unwary passerbys for unwarranted experimentation and rampant sex — they put out an inflatable accident and then jump out from behind the bushes to apprehend the people who stop to take pictures and check for valuables

Well, it should be obvious from the severed arm. I mean with the cost of things these days, wouldn’t you be willing to give at least as much for an alien encounter?

Geez, this one’s simple. The cadaver represents the Nixon regime, and the aliens are the journalists who broke the Watergate story. The car and the motorcycle are just diversions to keep the real story from being too obvious. Otherwise, you could read the motorcycle as a representation of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army, and the car the US administration trying to befriend Beijing in a cold war tactic.

You see, it all started with the Templar Knights…

Greetings Earth being, you have found part of our … plan we shall call it …. for taking over the world. …. We caused insanity and blindness (but did induce artistic talent)…. The future is ours ……

Ralph the friendly alien (who will take over the world !!!!!!!! soon).

All 5 things are wrong.
Can you find 1 thing right with that picture?