I am in a crowded train station somewhere in India. A little girl wearing a lime green T-shirt wants to trade her shirt for my red one. She likes red better, I like green better. She says that I should take mine off, and she will go to the bathroom to change. Seconds later, I realize the scam. Shirtless and embarassed in India, I run through the station and finally find her, protected by two evil-looking Europeans who run the shirt-stealing business. I give them a compelling spech about how I got thw whole thing on videotape, and their corrupt empire is about to fall apart. I really didn't care about the shirt, but I was full of hatred and anger. (Not often experiencing or at least acknowledging these emotions on a day-to-day basis, I wonder if I don't use dreeams as a form of catharsis.) My speech was very effective: they got scared and pulled guns. Using my dream magic, I quickly grabbed the guns and held one gun in each hand, aimed at each man. I had them look up, and there were the station security cameras, which I think I planted as a semi-lucid stunt. Someone was playing a harpsichord...
So I am then with some lady in a strange house. There is a large piano there, and I realize it is actually an electric organ. But when I hit the keys, it plays a real piano note in addition to the synthetic organ note. An interesting effect. The lady I am with can play one melody on the piano and one on the organ at the same time. I can only get the same melody in different tones, as I can only hit one key at a time. How does she do that? I notice a harpsichord, and ask if I can play it. I have never seen one before, but I love the sound and am dying to experiment. She starts playing and I am hungry...
I go into a convenience store, which doesn't seem to be open. Some friend I am with takes some cheese popcorn, which I find nasty. I look around for something else. The clerk suddenly emerges, and suggests the cook's famous red-hot french fries, but I have to find him and ask him to make them. This proves to be simple enough. But I realize that there is a fight going on outside. Not one to get involved, I watch detatchedly for a little while. Then I realize it is not a fair fight; it is a friend of mine being killed by about six men. I run out there, and again, summoning some dream magic, quickly remove the weapons from one of them, who happens to be the old-generation Spock! I aim the phaser at his neck, and ask him why he is fighting -- surely it is not Logical.
He says that it is not logical to fear death, so my phaser aimed at him
doesn't phase him! Well, I give him a little blast and it changes his mind. I
say, "Aha, you ARE half human! now stop bickering! Can't we all listen to the Carpenters in
peace?" I give another moving speech, words coming out of me from nowhere. I
realize that I have taken on Kirk's odd, melodramatic mannerism. (I must
interject, I really hate old Star Trek, and never watch it, never really have.) I
talk about Harmony, Love, and the Carpenters. Spock finally
agrees that listening to them might not be so bad, and I go back to the
piano/organ thing, and try to play "Close to You". I can't do
it, but the lady can. I notice that the clock radio has turned on, and is playing
Soon it plays "When You're in Love
With a Beautiful Woman" by Smokey Robinson, or Al
Jarreau, or some other "smooth lover" type guy. Strange, I didn't know there was
Lite Rock in Japan. I certainly don't remember setting the clock radio to turn