{"id":1387,"date":"2007-12-17T11:38:08","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T19:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2013-04-17T19:42:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T03:42:18","slug":"i-wander-victorias-secret-flaccid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/i-wander-victorias-secret-flaccid\/","title":{"rendered":"I wander Victoria&#8217;s Secret, flaccid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wander Victoria&#8217;s Secret, flaccid.<br \/>\nThat negligee, those naughty thongs,<br \/>\nno longer speak to me<br \/>\nlike poetry&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>paint splatters:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Black!<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the playful kitten wife.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Red:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; mistress, cartoon tiger.<\/p>\n<p>All business, business, business:<br \/>\nMachine-plumped carrots dangle.<br \/>\nTheir swaying mocks my<br \/>\nbreathing, soothes<br \/>\nmy clenching<br \/>\nsoftly<br \/>\nswaying talks<br \/>\nto me<\/p>\n<p>it whispers<\/p>\n<p>warm<\/p>\n<p>it nuzzles<\/p>\n<p>no, it slithers<br \/>\ninto<\/p>\n<p>me, its<\/p>\n<p>vicious<\/p>\n<p>reptilian<br \/>\nCODE<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>I have set my jaw against you.<\/p>\n<p>I will drive you back!<br \/>\neach lusty pixel,<br \/>\nback into the sea,<br \/>\nwhere focus groups and pheromones<br \/>\nbreak<br \/>\nand break again as mist<br \/>\nupon my barnacles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Sequel to &#8220;Fire Sale in Samsa\u0081ra&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[143,116,142,115,113,114],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-abrupt","tag-advertising","tag-lingerie","tag-lust","tag-shopping","tag-thongs","tag-whisper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}