{"id":1409,"date":"2008-08-29T23:23:19","date_gmt":"2008-08-30T07:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2010-03-08T22:06:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T06:06:12","slug":"my-failure-on-national-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/my-failure-on-national-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"My failure on national TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Phil was angry today.<br \/>\nWe talked about my feelings,<br \/>\nwhich I thought he wanted to hear.<br \/>\nBut the man kept shouting at me,<br \/>\nand I couldn&#8217;t stop staring at the reflection<br \/>\nof the studio lights on his head.<\/p>\n<p>I think my feelings were wrong.<br \/>\nThen the audience laughed at me and we<br \/>\ncut to a commercial.<br \/>\nWhen we returned, I was back in the audience again,<br \/>\nwatching the show.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Phil was angry today. \/ We talked about my feelings \/<br \/>\nwhich I thought he wanted to hear. \/ But the man kept shouting at me &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-abrupt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abrupt.org\/abruptlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}