What the Hell…?

An accident has occurred

This image was found wedged behind a picture at the Ear Inn in New York City, in November 1995. There were no identifying marks whatsoever.

43 thoughts on “What the Hell…?

  1. The biker thought he was an immortal jock boy

    The driver of the car was drunk

    The aliens just stopped to get directions and can’t figure out why humans transport like this

  2. (She) “Victim has a compound fraction in the fibula of his left leg, a missing arm, and bruises on both legs and face. It appears he was hit in a low speed rear impact collision by the driver of a red Ford, who was probably distracted by “two green aliens and UFO” in the background.

    “Though the victim was wearing a helmet — an indication that this accident may have occured after the 1993 helmet laws — it appears he died at the scene of the accident. The position of his arm sticking hand first out of the radiator is curious. The background photo is a hoax to give indemnity to the driver, a Mr. Rush Limbaugh, who according to police reports, was found wandering in a daze with his pants at his ankles. He has a history of drunk driving.

    (He) “This can’t be a hoax. We have to believe that the green aliens are real. The arm sticking finger first is definite proof that the motorcycle rider passed through the car during a fatal high speed collision. He was behind the car. He rear ended the car. Then he passed through the car, but got stuck on the radiator cap, which sheared off his limb. Sure, the odds are improbable. But this is worth investigating. This is what we are here for.”

    (She) You and your improbable ideas.

    (He) You fat twat. Go suck an egg.

  3. This image clearly represents an emergent moral consciousness on the part of the visitors. No longer shall they devour sentient humans while the latter are in a state of awareness. In future, only those humans who have perished shall be consumed. (Note that these aliens are kinders than us humans – we do not offer our fellow passengers on the spaceship earth – pigs, cows, sheep etc – the same consideration.

  4. You see, the aliens, in light of all the recent anti-alien media, were trying to prove once and for all to humans that they really are friendly. So they went and found who they thought would be the most accepting of different cultures. Unfortunately, this was the motorcycle riding “extreme” youth who mistook their partially hidden heads to be a bottle of Surge and in an attempt to be the first to the bottle, charged into the path of the oncoming traffic. Coke, in a recent press release, stated that while the accident was unfortunate, they hope that the likeness between their Surge packaging and the cranial structure of the aliens can lead to a mutually profitable ad campaign.

  5. i think it may represent the aliens being there at the moment of our death to help us cross over — there are the neg and positive ones so it could be either way but what ever way the basic thing is that they are there — the more we know the more we want to know

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